A stylish and humorous card by Speckles & Weeds. It reads "Go ahead and tell yourself things haven't really changed. So what if dinner is at 4:30 and last an average of 7 minutes?" and is blank inside These cards offer an alternative to the more sentimental greeting/gift cards that have traditionally defined this market. The message is two fold: Life changes in comical and yet endearing ways once we enter the realm of "Parenthood"; There is a solidarity found in the battle to retain some semblance of our former life while simultaneously embodying the spirit of our new one.